Comic 48 - Its Christmas, I don't want to fight

23rd Dec 2009, 6:58 PM
Its Christmas, I don't want to fight
Average Rating: 5 (8 votes)
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AngryRob 23rd Dec 2009, 6:58 PM edit delete
Twas the day before Christmas
And all 'round the yard
Impulse was running
Around like a tard.

He thinks that it's funny
Whenever he passes
To put snow down their shirts
And pinch the girls' asses.

Blackfire begins fuming
Outburst narrows her eyes
The Other One's still cute as a button
Despite her curses and sighs.

So, the girls begin plotting
They start making a plan
To cause great pain and anguish
To this annoying man.

One votes to set him on fire
One votes for a messy castration
One votes to sell him as a sex slave
To a disease ridden Haitian.

But it's finally Outburst
Who decides on an action
They won't actually kill him
But may put him in traction.

Blackfire distracts him
Her tits he does see
While the others pack snow
Full of bricks and debris.

When the snowballs start flying
They all hit their mark
But Impulse is smiling
Even when things go dark.

The girls can't understand it
How can it be
With Impulse is a coma
His smile they still see.

You see, it's worth the brain damage
And being fed through the tubes
Impulse is just happy
That he got to see boobs.

So, Merry Christmas to all
The Offbeats do say
Except for poor Impulse
Whose brain has the... dumb?


NarcoticVenus 23rd Dec 2009, 9:29 PM edit delete
Bravo! Great poem Dude.
fingerwitch 23rd Dec 2009, 11:26 PM edit delete
Fuckin a.

... lol boobs.
Effigy_Power 24th Dec 2009, 3:28 PM edit delete
<wipes away single tear>
You are the new Dick... ens.
Breck 24th Dec 2009, 3:35 PM edit delete
nice poem dude
Blatz_ztalB 3rd Jan 2010, 7:16 PM edit delete
Spooky didn't feel like 3rd Jan 2010, 10:34 PM edit delete
Holy geez, this is the latest update? Lame-o
AngryRob 4th Jan 2010, 4:01 AM edit delete
Yeah this is the latest update! Some of us were busy buying Christmas presents for their friends who didn't bother to return the favor! So yeah updates are kinda slow. New page on Thursday with Impulse and Outburst!
Francesca 4th Jan 2010, 11:00 PM edit delete
Color image!
My favorite part is that snowman's face. It's got some kind of expression : P
Lazdo 12th Sep 2011, 7:20 PM edit delete
genius poem